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Monthly Monday Morning Musings – June

• June 7: You know it’s a Monday morning when it feels like a Friday morning, because it’s your last day of school before summer vacation. (And you slept horribly last night.)
• June 14: You know it’s a Monday morning when you plan your travel routes around the locations of the most accessible and least busy Starbucks.
• June 21: You know it’s a Monday morning when the sound of vuvuzelas wake you up faster than coffee does.
• June 28: You know it’s a Monday morning, and you haven’t had any coffee yet, when you’re happy the Dutch won because their jerseys are about the same color of your hair.

Monthly Monday Morning Musings – May

• May 3: You know it’s a Monday morning when you realize you haven’t slept in all month, and it’s starting to get to you.
• May 10: You know it’s a Monday morning when you’re trying to figure out how to give the modem and router a cup of coffee, because they’re running very slowly.
• May 17: You know it’s a Monday morning when one of the first thoughts through your head upon waking up is about how jealous you are of your friends who are already on summer break.
• May 24: You know it’s a Monday Morning when you wake up feeling relaxed and refreshed, since you didn’t stay up late watching the series finale of Lost.
• May 31: You know it’s a Monday morning when you wake up remembering the men and women who have fought and died protecting our nation. And thank you to those who are currently fighting, willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

Monthly Monday Morning Musings – April

I recently started posting statuses (yes, this is the correct term) on Monday mornings, more for humor than for anything else. It’s quickly become a weekly tradition. I thought it would be funny to compile them at the end of the month, and post them on the blog for laughing at later on in the future.

• April 5: You know it’s a Monday morning when, after sleeping in 1.5 hours, you remember it’s your brother’s Spring Break, not yours. (Dang.)
• April 12: You know its a Monday morning, with good potential, when you get out of bed within 10 minutes of your alarm clock going off for the first time in WEEKS.
• April 19: You know it’s a Monday morning when you: put the wrong amount of coffee beans in the grinder; put the wrong amount of water in the pot; put the wrong amount of milk in the cup; are consciously aware of all this; still haven’t fully woken up.
• April 26: You know it’s a Monday morning when you’ve been stuck in traffic before 6am, but don’t really care since you have a full mug of coffee.

Monthly Monday Morning Musings – March

I recently started posting statuses (yes, this is the correct term) on Monday mornings, more for humor than for anything else. It’s quickly become a weekly tradition. I thought it would be funny to compile them at the end of the month, and post them on the blog for laughing at later on in the future.

• March 1: You know it’s a Monday morning when, after sleeping roughly 2/3 of the day before, you still wake up tired, and look for an opportunity to sneak out to get another coffee.
• March 8: You know it’s a GOOD Monday morning when you walk into a very popular Starbucks during a normal rush-hour, only to find absolutely no line, and three baristas who are more than happy to take your order.
• March 15: You know its the first Monday of Daylight Savings Time when you wake up feeling incredibly jetlagged, and you haven’t travelled in over a week.
• March 22: You know it’s the Monday after the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tourney when you’re going through basketball withdrawals, and don’t know what to do during the day (except compulsively check your brackets).
• March 29: You know you’re gonna like Monday mornings this quarter when your first class isn’t until 11AM.

Monthly Monday Morning Musings – February

I recently started posting statuses (yes, this is the correct term) on Monday mornings, more for humor than for anything else. It’s quickly become a weekly tradition. I thought it would be funny to compile them at the end of the month, and post them on the blog for laughing at later on in the future. Since I started this in February, they’re not exactly weekly…oh well. Here they are:

• February 1: You know its a good morning when you can’t remember your alarm clock going off, but you still got up on time.
• February 8: You know it’s a Monday morning when Starbucks runs out of white chocolate syrup, so you have to get a peppermint mocha.
• February 22: You know it’s a Monday morning when your mom practically tells you to go to Starbucks to get a second cup of coffee.